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 1.  Save the whales. Collect the whole set.<br>
 2.  A day without sunshine is like, night.<br>
 3.  On the other hand, you have different fingers.<br>
 4.  I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.<br>
 5.  42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.<br>
 6.  99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.<br>
 7.  I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.<br>
 8.  You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.<br>
 9.  I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.<br>
10.  Honk if you love peace and quiet.<br>
11.  Remember half the people you know are below average.<br>
12.  Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it<br>
13.  Atheism is a non-prophet organization.<br>
14.  For every idoit proof invention, the invent a better idiot.<br>
15.  He who laughs last thinks slowest.<br>
16.  Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.<br>
17.  Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.<br>
18.  The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.<br>
19.  I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.<br>
20.  I intend to live forever - so far so good.<br>
21.  Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back.<br>
22.  If  Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?<br>
23.  Mind like a steel trap - rusty and illegal in 37 states.<br>
24.  Quantum mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.<br>
25.  The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.<br>
26.  Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.<br>
27.  When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane and going the wrong way.<br>
28.  If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.<br>
29.  A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.<br>
30.  Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.<br>
31.  For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.<br>
32.  Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks<br>
33.  Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.<br>
34.  No one is listening until you make a mistake.<br>
35.  Success always occurs in private and failure in full view.<br>
36.  The colder the x-ray table the more of your body is required on it.<br>
37.  The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of  the bread.<br>
38.  The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.<br>
39.  To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.<br>
40.  To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.<br>
41.  Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of  your life.<br>
42.  You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.<br>
43.  Two wrongs are only the beginning.<br>
44.  The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.<br>
45.  The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up.<br>
46.  A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.<br>
47.  Change is inevitable except from vending machines.<br>
48.  Get a new car for you spouse - it'll be a great trade!<br>
49.  Plan to be spontaneous - tomorrow.<br>
50.  Always try to be modest and be proud of it!<br>
51.  If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.<br>
52.  How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand...<br>
53.  Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.<br>
54.  If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you.<br>

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